French Blonde Crash Out Coffee Mug | Official Uncanny Aly Merch
Centuries of existence. Absolutely no emotional regulation. And now, coffee.
US & UK
Because even the most dramatic immortals need something to drink while contemplating their latest existential crisis.
The French Blonde Crash Out Coffee Mug features our original gothic-inspired design, complete with an ornate golden chalice, skeletal hand, and blood-red typography.
Perfect for anyone whose morning routine involves caffeine, questionable decisions, and the overwhelming desire to make absolutely everything a theatrical production.
Whether you're researching vampire folklore, rereading your favourite gothic novel, or simply having your third emotional breakdown before lunchtime, this mug is here for you.
🩸 Original French Blonde Crash Out design
☕ Perfect for coffee, tea, and existential dread
🥀 Gothic-inspired artwork with vintage detailing
🦇 Official Uncanny Aly merchandise
In a world where you can be anything, be a French blonde crash out. Preferably caffeinated.
Disclaimer: Emotional stability and immortality not included.
More details
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Uncanny Aly
- Email: contact@support.shop.uncannyaly.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
