French Blonde Crash Out | Official Uncanny Aly Pullover
Centuries of existence. Absolutely no emotional regulation.
US & UK
For those days when you want to retreat into your coffin, dramatically declare that nobody understands you, and emerge several hours later dressed impeccably.
The French Blonde Crash Out pullover celebrates everything we love about gothic literature's most theatrical immortals: the extravagance, the existential dread, and the astonishing ability to turn absolutely anything into a personal crisis.
Featuring an original vintage-inspired design with an ornate golden chalice, skeletal hand, and blood-red lettering, this is an essential addition to any dark academia wardrobe.
Perfect for cold evenings, late-night reading, supernatural research, and planning your next unnecessary dramatic entrance.
🩸 Original vampire-inspired artwork
🖤 Gothic and dark academia aesthetic
🦇 Official Uncanny Aly merchandise
Because sometimes you just need to be immortal, blonde, French, and incredibly upset about something.
Independent fan-inspired humour. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any literary franchise or rights holder.
More details
- 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Uncanny Aly
- Email: contact@support.shop.uncannyaly.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
French Blonde Crash Out | Official Uncanny Aly Pullover Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
23 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
24
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
24
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26 1/2
|
24
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
24
|