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French Blonde Crash Out | Official Uncanny Aly Pullover

$947.46 MXN (plus tax)

Centuries of existence. Absolutely no emotional regulation.
US & UK

For those days when you want to retreat into your coffin, dramatically declare that nobody understands you, and emerge several hours later dressed impeccably.

The French Blonde Crash Out pullover celebrates everything we love about gothic literature's most theatrical immortals: the extravagance, the existential dread, and the astonishing ability to turn absolutely anything into a personal crisis.

Featuring an original vintage-inspired design with an ornate golden chalice, skeletal hand, and blood-red lettering, this is an essential addition to any dark academia wardrobe.

Perfect for cold evenings, late-night reading, supernatural research, and planning your next unnecessary dramatic entrance.

🩸 Original vampire-inspired artwork

🖤 Gothic and dark academia aesthetic

🦇 Official Uncanny Aly merchandise

Because sometimes you just need to be immortal, blonde, French, and incredibly upset about something.

Independent fan-inspired humour. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any literary franchise or rights holder.

Select color: Black

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More details

  • 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
  • Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

French Blonde Crash Out | Official Uncanny Aly Pullover Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27
20
23 1/2
M
28
21
24
L
29
23
24
XL
30
25
24
2XL
31
26 1/2
24
3XL
32
28
24

The dimensions given are from the manufacturers. This item tends to be smaller in size. To ensure an ideal fit, consider selecting a size larger than what you normally wear. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

A helpful hint: Compare the measurements of an item you own at home with the ones listed in this size chart.

A Length

Start measuring from the collar at the top (high point shoulder) and extend the measuring tape to the item's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam below one sleeve, stretch the measuring tape across to the seam below the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Begin at the top of the set-in sleeve and measure down to the sleeve's end.