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French Blonde Crash Out | Official Uncanny Aly Crop Top

$32.99

Born to be immortal. Forced to regulate my emotions.
US & UK

A little less fabric. Absolutely no less drama.

The French Blonde Crash Out crop top is for anyone who appreciates gothic glamour, centuries-old emotional baggage, and the particular brand of chaos associated with our favourite fictional French blondes.

Featuring an original vintage-inspired vampire design with a golden chalice, skeletal detailing and blood-red typography, this cropped edition brings a little dark academia energy to your everyday wardrobe.

Perfect for looking effortlessly put together while internally experiencing the existential crisis of a 200-year-old vampire.

🩸 Original Uncanny Aly artwork

🥀 Gothic glamour meets dark humour

🦇 For vampire literature enthusiasts and the dramatically inclined

In a world where you can be anything, be a French blonde crash out.

Independent fan-inspired humour. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any literary franchise or rights holder.

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More details

  • 100% combed cotton 
  • Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
  • Midweight fabric (5.3 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Cropped length
  • Ribbed crew neck 
  • Dropped shoulders

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

French Blonde Crash Out | Official Uncanny Aly Crop Top Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
XS
17.32
18.7
S
17.72
19.69
M
18.31
20.67
L
18.7
21.65
XL
199
22.64

Our suppliers provide the measurements. Note that the dimensions of the product may differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to measure a similar item you own at home and compare it with the sizes listed in this guide.

A Length

Start the measurement at the collar's edge at the top of the tee (at the Highest Point Shoulder) and extend the measuring tape to the bottom of the tee.

B Width

Begin measuring from the seam beneath one sleeve, stretching the tape across to the seam beneath the opposite sleeve.

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